Translate

Sunday, June 19, 2016

Valak

Valak is a ghost from The Conjuring 2, and it's a trending in Indonesia. You can search #valak on instagram, and you'll find so many memes about Valak, which most of em, are made by Indonesian people. It's a funny thing how some people take it so serious by warning those memes makers saying: "Valak will haunt you, it is a dangerous thing, so don't make fun of it.", the funny thing is, they warn them using another memes. Don't take it too serious, seriously, don't. I know Valak is one of the leaders in Hell, but you don't need to feel afraid or something else by making memes or watching Conjuring 2. That's a story from back then, in 1970s people. I know ghosts can teleport through out time and places, but the things is, we have a lot of things to afraid of nowadays. Your girlfriend being taken by your bestfriend for example, or the finals that you're about to face, or losing your new Samsung S7 Edge. Those are a lot scarier than Valak. Your God, for me Jesus Christ, is way bigger than Valak.

Here are some of those memes, they are in Indonesia so I'm gonna translate them just in case you're not from Indonesia. For James Wan, I feel you, I know how you feel. But this is what happens if you air horror movie to Indonesia during Ramadhan. Enjoy!


I don't need to translate this one I believe...

Left: Valak, right: ferociously



if you use Snapchat, you'll understand,

the new character in Star Wars revealed.

The woman is Suzana (RIP), she used to be a horror actor. She always took part in horror movie in Indonesia, she was very famous.
Translation: Which one's named Valak?
                  :  Hey bitch!


See? The Conjuring 2 is not that scary after all. Thanks to this creative people.

No comments:

Post a Comment